Please tell me this isn’t real…

Please tell me this isn’t real…

Watch this commercial…

Really?

No…REALLY?

Please tell me that none of you have invested in this abomination of a product. The “Forever Lazy” one piece? It’s pretty much like footie pajamas with the feet missing and you’re not like 3 years old anymore wetting your pants.

And also, tell me you’d wear that to your next tailgate. While you’re at it, please leave your address so I can hunt you down and slap some sense into you.

“You will be the talk at your next tailgate…”

Yeah, because everyone will be asking when they let this adult baby out of the loony bin.

SMH, you all, SMH. We’ve really come a long way as a society in general.

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2 Responses »

  1. I have already purchased twenty. One for me and nineteen for the other friends I hope to alienate. Thank you Forever Lazy.

    • Awesome. I hope all your friends are appreciative of such a thoughful gift!

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