Great song I just found. It makes me happy…I hope it makes you happy too.

Especially on days like this. See, I drive into work with my mom. It seems like a good financial decision…especially since we live about an hour away from our jobs. Anyway, on nights when she is on call I would usually go over and hang out with my sister. However, my sister borrowed my key to her apartment and she’s on a Cruise right now so that rules out that option.

So again, here I am…just creeping in the Library of the College I graduated from. I suppose it’s nice to be able to come back again; even if it’s just to use the computers that I spent thousands of dollars in 4 years to use.

Mark that as a win.

Q1: Dear Ashley, who do you think will go to the Superbowl this year?

A1 (first answer as well as a tasty steak sauce): Well, I’m not a very big football fan BUT if I were to make a guess, I’d have to say…

           vs.         

That’s right…Green Bay vs. the Buffalo Bills. I choose these teams because #1, Green Bay is still (or at least I think they are) undefeated. And #2, the Bills are showing a vast improvement this year from last year. Oh my gosh, can you remember how they deff were pretty much the WORST team in the entire NFL last year? I do…mostly because I was conned into watching the games because Doug is a die-hard fan.

Anyway, they are looking really good. Now, don’t get me wrong–they still have a long way to go but as long as they play as the team that pulled the upset against the Patriots rather than the team that choked against the Giants, they’ll have a good fighting chance.

Just don’t quote me on it. LOL.

Q2: Dear Ashley, what are your thoughts on the upcoming election?

A2: This question is one that I’ve been on the fence about…not because I don’t really know who I will vote for, but simply because I have no interest in politics WHATSOEVER! And though I know that biz is just a necessary evil, I am very uninterested in it.

For one, I really hate that every commercial on television before the day of the election is just paid advertisements of the opponents slandering each other. To me, that’s the most unprofessional thing to do…especially if one of them has to be voted into office. I mean, is it really necessary? It’s pretty much like cyber-bullying except no one is really raising a stink about it. Pretty much all the commercials I see around election time look something like this…

Ok, so maybe not that extreme but you get the point. Candidates spend all this money tearing down the each other when that money could be spent on more productive things…

…like creating jobs or relieving poverty. I don’t know, I’m a dreamer.

And secondly, I’m probably part of the problem because I don’t really spend time educating myself about the so-called promises that these politicians preach before they are elected. Probably because I’m too worried about all the debit that’s crushing me from college while at least $100 or more is coming out of each of my paychecks to pay for Social Security, Welfare, Unemployment and taxes I have to pay because I am making money. It feels good to be in the working middle class…

Sorry…

Q3: Dear Ashley, what would you do with a million dollars?

A3: Ok, let’s be realistic. Unless, by some divine miracle, I win the lotto or something, I probably won’t ever see that lump sum of a million dollars to spend on whatever I wanted. But because this was the #1 polled answer, I must do what I can to please you all.

First off, I’d probably try to put some money away for the offspring that I don’t have yet. I mean, I spent well over $120K for 4 years in college and when you factor in inflation and the trend of rising tuition costs, college will be like a half a million dollars by the time they are getting ready to go.

Secondly, I would like to pay off my debt–and don’t judge me because I know you all would spend at least some of it on yourselves. Paying that stuff off would be a HUGE burden off of my shoulders…real talk.

And lastly, I probably would want to start my own non-profit doing something similar to what I did this past year in AmeriCorps. This past year was probably the most fun I’d had doing work as well as the most rewarding. Plus, if it was my own non-profit, I wouldn’t have to worry about all the bologna that went on with the institution and the select people who made my life miserable. I mean, if I could spend money to teach people how to make money legally and encourage them to strengthen the economy by becoming entrepreneurs to bring money back into their community, I’d be all for it!

OMG I MELTTTTTT!

Oh, and I’d definitely buy myself a pot belly pig… Like seriously, look at how cute that little playful piggy is. He’d be playful and happy and FAT as heck but who cares? Pot belly pigs need loving too. I’d train him/her to fetch and cuddle and be just like a little puppy dog.

(And in case my Twin is reading this…yes, that is a sheep. And yes…this does count as a sheep attack. I win.)

Alright. That’s it for now. Please feel free to vote for next week’s post down below. Love!

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This is just getting ridiculous. The last time it was hacked was about a year ago. I remember because I spent about 2 hours at work trying to get it secured again. After, I pulled out all the stops to keep it from getting hacked again. I had it send me text messages anytime I (or anyone else) logged into my profile; an e-mail when any device logged into my profile.

I don’t even accept requests from people I don’t even know! I don’t click on links friends post…I don’t even download apps that I’ve not used before.

Honestly, this is just annoying. And right now I’m locked out of my account…I tried having them secure it again and I’m still waiting on a confirmation code or some sh*t.

GRRRRRR!

I’m so mad, you don’t even know.

Stupid Facebook hackers. I strongly dislike you…

So, because I’ve had such a great increase in traffic here I’ve decided to try something new…

Vote here for my first installment of Reader Requests:

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P.S. Your votes will make me as happy and excited as these babies safely nestled in Santa’s arms.

They probably just found out that he's not real...

Every time I hear this song it brings back fond memories of college in more ways than others. It’s probably one of my most favorite songs of all time.

Now it’s time to sit back and enjoy the tunes…

Really?

No…REALLY?

Please tell me that none of you have invested in this abomination of a product. The “Forever Lazy” one piece? It’s pretty much like footie pajamas with the feet missing and you’re not like 3 years old anymore wetting your pants.

And also, tell me you’d wear that to your next tailgate. While you’re at it, please leave your address so I can hunt you down and slap some sense into you.

“You will be the talk at your next tailgate…”

Yeah, because everyone will be asking when they let this adult baby out of the loony bin.

SMH, you all, SMH. We’ve really come a long way as a society in general.

For the past few days I’ve just been bent on getting this ONE job finished and seeking direction from the project lead. Yesterday, I realized that the way I was told to complete the work definitely was not how the instructions wanted it to be done. So after I undid all the work I’d done for the past day and a half, I sorted through and did it all over again.

Now, I’m undoing everything again because somehow the papers got shuffled during the transition from incorrect to correct.

FML.

Honestly though, in no way am I blaming anyone. If anything, I should have paid more attention to the instructions; should have paid more attention while I was sorting through. It’s unacceptable that I even let that happen in the first place. Seriously, this has NEVER happened before…I don’t recall any time where I’ve fudged something up so bad I had to re-do it twice.

*sigh*

I just can’t wait to move forward…

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On a lighter note, I did get my first paycheck today. It’s nice to be making money again

While I was on my way to meet Twin for lunch, I realized that–much like driving a car in the United States–people tend to walk to the left of the hallway while oncoming traffic stays (usually) to the right.

Well, at least in the office I work at.

I wonder if it’s a similar situation in places where people tend to drive on the right lane…?

…I don’t know. Pretty random–just a strange observation for the day.

Me: There’s so many pregnant women working here.

Twin: Yeah, there’s a lot.

Me: I’m such a horrible person. Sometimes I want to go up to one of them and be like, ‘It’s not take your child to work day…’

*Laughs*

Twin: It’s pretty much contagious. Like when women hang out together and they all end up having to go to the bathroom together. I think I’m starting to get it. I never knew how to catch it but I think I’m feeling pregnant right now!

Me: Great, now I have to hold my breath every time I pass a pregnant woman.

*Laughs*

Twin: Could you imagine you being up at the microwave and telling that to them? They will either laugh with you because they get the humor or be completely offended.

Me: Yeah, probably. I’m such a horrible person.